The Red Sox season is like the guy that knocks over the Jenga structure with the first block pulled, then manages to somehow knock every single block off the table, even the ones on the very bottom. Koji Uehara hit the DL with a fractured wrist, and is done for the season, as originally speculated here after reading between the lines at other sites. I also read between the lines that aliens constructed Tikal in Guatemala. And I thought Tikal was constructed by Method Man. Also, I have a bone to pick with read, why is the past tense still spelled read? Siri can't even figure that shizz out to speak. You messed up, English language! Any the hoo! With Uehara out, this opens a hole for Jean Machi or Junichi Tazawa to walk through. Tazawa is Asian, though I'm not sure that's a requirement, Machi is ugly. Again, may not matter. Either way, I'd go Machi first since Sawx manager, John Farrell, indicated that Machi would fill-in as the closer, adding, "And Sandoval is still fat." Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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