Tolleson had his cookies tossed for the last time on Tuesday. Or maybe Shawn Tolleson caused his owners' cookies to be tossed? Sounds too passive, said Flesch-Kincaid, but you get the idea. By the by, why is tossing food so gross? Tossing one's cookies should be a glorious thing. Who doesn't want cookies tossed at them? Please toss your cookies into my mouth! Then there's tossing salad? That sounds healthy and like a spring morn. Why is tossing salad so bad? I'd love a salad tossing and a jog around the Maypole! Any hoo! There's no more Tolleson, and Sam Dyson will step in as the Rangers closer. Glad to see Rangers manager, Jeff Banister, finally react. Though, it took a long time since Tolleson's ERA is over nine. Banister's reflexes are so slow Bautista could've snuck in a punch on him. Maybe they should've let Odor punch Tolleson's card. He would've been out on April 4th. "You're done!" "That was one pitch." "I don't care, now I will punch you." Sam Dyson should be owned in all leagues. Will Tolleson regain the role? Maybe, if Dyson gets injured, but it seems highly unlikely otherwise and can be dropped in most leagues. Hey, Tolleson, don't let the door hit you, where Odor split your lip. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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