Top 80 Outfielders for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
We're nearing the end of hitters in the 2016 fantasy baseball rankings, but there's still a few buzzer-beating gems left. Ranked this late last year was David Peralta....and he's ranked again this...
View ArticleRazznasty Update: 2016 Dynasty Baseball League
Welcome back campers to the second season of Razzball's homegrown dynasty baseball league, "The Razznasty", filled with readers, writers, commenters, and J-FOH. It's with great pleasure that I ring in...
View ArticleAstros Choose Luke Over The Force
*takes a long inhale* "You smell that, Roberta? You, with the yellow-stained armpits and sweatpants, I'm calling you Roberta. That's baseball you smell. In its infinite complexity and finite...
View ArticleShelling Duvall
A Duvall hasn't looked this good since Popeye starring Robin Williams. You thought I was going Robert Duvall and I steered it into Crazytown with Shelley Duvall. By the way, don't look at current...
View Article(Dy)Sunrise, (Tolle)Sunset
Tolleson had his cookies tossed for the last time on Tuesday. Or maybe Shawn Tolleson caused his owners' cookies to be tossed? Sounds too passive, said Flesch-Kincaid, but you get the idea. By the...
View ArticleLook Who Justin Showed Up
Did I just get something from nothing? Because Justin Upton is nothing, and I got something yesterday -- 2-for-4, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and a slam (4) and legs (2). Therefore, hence, Argo the movie,...
View ArticleGio Gonzalez’s Ratios Too Filling? Try Gio Lito!
Here's what I said this offseason, "Before watching the video on Lucas Giolito, I looked at his vitals. This is something I don’t usually do. Doesn’t really matter to me if a guy is six-foot-one or...
View ArticlePolanco Declares Indongpendence Twice
Hey, Razzball Nation, you know it's your favorite white boy, right? I owe you this one. I've been patiently waiting for Gregory Polanco to explode on. You can pfft if you want but his ankles were...
View ArticleHendricks Gins Up Another Gem
Yesterday, Kyle Hendricks went 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks, lowering his ERA (if that's even possible at this point) to 2.09. The Seattle museum, Experience Music Project is going to need to...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers: Hoping for Trout But Getting Jennings
In order to write this article, I quickly jot down any player who I see or hear about being reported injured throughout the week, just so I can check back later and see the extent of the injury. I have...
View ArticleI Will Start 4 2
I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you refer to as Fantasy Master Lothario. I'll never beat you (except in fantasy, that is my pledge). I'll never lie (except about how much I once...
View ArticleSale + Jameson’s In Boston Leads To Bad Things
Somewhere, Melissa Leo is acting out today's title and it's so spot on you're not sure if you should applaud, or put your wallet in the front pocket. "I came straight from the packie because I heard...
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